Then do what I'm doing. Write a huge @$$ mega crossover with all the delights you want! ^_^ The main theme of mine is a land were multiple gods rule the lands of humans, dragons, demons, and other such oddities. How many x-overs are involved so far? 55+ fandoms (and still counting x____x *groan*) currently with only /1/ original character made by me... but then again, he's a soulbound I've had for quite a while.
The main characters are from Digimon, Daisuke and Miyako. =P Don't jump to conclusions; whatever you're thinking, it's most likely wrong.
Warnings: Yaoi, yuri, hetero couples! Violence, bad language, a quest, magic, dragons, fire, love triangles, cute little fuzzy creatures, insanity, old men, quarrelling gods, and the sexiest couple in the whole fycking universe!